You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ZOMFG EDWARD CULLEN?!
You: I'm Edward Cullen
Stranger: eeeekkk~
А далее высокорейтинговая НЦаStranger: ilu
Stranger: lets date
Stranger: suck me
Stranger: :|
You: Are you Jacob?
Stranger: noooo
You: Fuck! I won't suck then!
Stranger: baby, i can be anything you want me to bee
You: Be my Jacob, baby
Stranger: /jacob
Stranger: mmm baby suck me
You: Ok
You: I will do it, Jacob
You: *sucks*
Stranger: ilu baby
Stranger: but... you cheated on me..
Stranger: this feels so wrong
You: Why? Jacob, I love you!
Stranger: no you dont!
You: I love you!!
Stranger: you... you love that human..
Stranger: the hairy one
You: No, I don't love her. She is a bitch.
Stranger: but you made her pregos!
Stranger: and pretend that she was good at it!
You: It's a mistake of whole my life
You: I have been always loved you
Stranger: liar!
You: No! ((
Stranger: hello im chii nice to meet you person who might love twilight,
You: What's this?
You: Where my Jacob?
Stranger: he went that way. -points to wall-
You: Ok. *go for Jacob*
You have disconnected.